Another Tale Of A Man: The Church Of *oo**e ??

The Church Of *oo**e ??

Posted by Jansen T | Posted on 14:14

Baru-baru ini saya (lupa ngeliat dari mana) menemukan ada sebuah situs sangat amat super duper goblok.

Dikatakan ada sebuah aliran pemujaan (sekte) baru.
Mungkin banyak yang mengira, "Ah, biasa lah, pasti ya, gitu-gitu lah, gak jelas.."

SALAH SAUDARA-SAUDARA!!

INI LEBIH TIDAK JELAS LAGI!!

Ada sesuatu yang aneh di sini. Coba tebak apa yang disembah??

5..
4..
3..
2..
1..

Your time's up.

Yang disembah tuh GOOGLE!! Gak bohong.. Ngecek deh di sini.

Google.. Gooogle.. Goooogle..

Iya seh kalo mang Google tuh keseharian anak IF, tapi kalo sampe dipuja, disembah keknya keterlaluan juga deh.

Saking niatnya, ada 9 Proof tentang itu dan ada 10 Commandments juga (yang parahnya lucu-lucu loh).

Ini neh isi 10 Commandments-nya:

Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
Thou shalt not hotlink.
Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft.

Gimana pendapat Anda?

Comments (8)

Anonymous said on February 26, 2009 at 5:39 PM
	Serius ni Sen? Buset dah!! Kalo Google aja Tuhan, trus si Larry Page ama Sergey Brin nya dianggap apa donk?

Anonymous said on February 26, 2009 at 5:49 PM
	Ya elah, semua orang juga kalo ngeliat situs itu pasti langsung tau kalo tujuannya cuma becanda. Linknya: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

Anonymous said on February 26, 2009 at 5:54 PM

Ralat deh, setelah gw surf ternyata itu situs isinya orang-orang atheis yg mau menunjukkan bahwa menganggap Google itu tuhan sama saja prinsipnya dengan menganggap Tuhannya agama-agama yang ada.

Sekilas dari FAQ mereka:
If Google is God, who is Satan?

Good question, but the answer should be obvious. Satan is quite simply Microsoft. Microsoft is not limited by Google's corporate philosophy that a company can make money without being evil, and revel in the most evil practice of all: Search result optimization.

monmon said on February 26, 2009 at 9:51 PM

IF
Google = God.
Human made --> Google

THEN -----------------------------+
Human made --> God ?????

aliasnya kalo sekte mereka ada, harusnya manusia lebih hebat dari Tuhan dunk, karena tanpa manusia, google tidak akan ada... hahahaha

kec mereka bilang google tuh merupakan anak dari Allah yang turun ke bumi untuk menebus umat manusia dari dosa serta menolong umat manusia dari kebingungan dan gundah gulana....... hehehehe...

Unknown said on February 27, 2009 at 10:13 AM
	@kanwil ga wil, mereka beneran percaya bahwa google itu tuhan. gw udah tau ni situs dari kmaren2, dan gw juga udah mo posting di blog gw. udah ada draft nya tuh dari kmaren, eh si jansen posting. ya udah draft gw gw hapus deh..